the below joke might be old.. but nevertheless funny.. so here it goes:

THE REASON WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE.

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA: Lexus Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!! The Judges fainted..!!!

LOL.

well... tough luck.. i don't even know wad to post today!... went around wanted to buy siyu's birthday present... reached suntec after lessons... den as we walked around, we arrived at the arcade... and ta-da... we spent around like 2 1/2hrs there.. zzzz.. crap... maximum tune, and catch bear bear.. sadly, no luck on the bears bears... den i go play DDR... yawns... noob songs... play until lousy.. finally completed afronova... everytime stuck at that song... well... =/ den went eat mac for dinner... jiu go home ler... sians sia... but i cant think of any better things to do... guess now i shall go jam wif alex awhile... den jiu go sleep ler... yawns... tml 8am lesson... duh... boring...

another lame joke...

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.

The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad.

So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

lame sex joke... for the fun of it ... enjoy (: good nites in advance...